Ever Want To See A Koopa Paratrooper IRL?

4 years ago

No, you don`t. And this is why. Because they`re f***ing terrifying. A very short list of other things you don`t want to see in real life: a friend`s asshole in the locker-room because they have shallow buttcheeks and bent over to pick up a towel. Now I know right now you might think you actually want to see that, but you don`t. TRUST ME. I`ve been there before and ever since I`ve had to cancel our weekly racquetball game for the past six years. God, I can still see it winking at me when I close my eyes at night. *shivers* I see dingleberries.

Koopa Paratroopa IRL of the Day [http://geeks.thedailywh.at]

Source link: http://www.geekologie.com/2011/07/wanted-to-see-a-koopa-paratrooper-irl.php

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