Blair Waldorf Quotes
Besides the fashion, I also love Gossip Girls witty dialougue. Here are some of my favorite Blair Waldorf quotes:
(Before B pushes S into the fountain)
Serena: Seriously? No one`s gonna believe that.
Blair: Wanna bet?
Blair: [to Georgina] Haven`t you heard? I`m the crazy bitch around here.
Blair: Damn that mother Chucker.
Blair: Me? Sweet? No. I`ve just been spending too much time with Cyrus and I`m turning Jewish.
Blair: Who said money cant buy happiness doesnt know how to shop.
Blair: But I am me. And you are you. We`re Chuck and Blair. Blair and Chuck. The worst thing you`ve ever done, the darkest thought you`ve ever had, I will stand by you through anything.Chuck: And why would you do that.Blair: Because I love you.
Blair: "Ooh la la! Paris is burning and Serena and Blair lit the match." Of course your flame is hotter than mine. Everyone knows that the only guy who`s been in my pants all summer is the tailor at Pierre Balmain.
Blair (on the subway): Rats go underground. Not Waldorfs!
Blair Waldorf: He`s totally unsuitable.
Serena van der Woodsen: Who?
Blair Waldorf: Cyrus. He`s five feet tall. He has a catchphrase. And he`s a hugger. I was expecting Cary Grant and I got Danny DeVito!
Blair: I can`t believe I sold out Nate to be the next Jackie O.
Serena: Yeah I always saw you as more a of a Hillary.
Blair: Except I would win.
Blair: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It`s been... a while since my last confession.
Priest: What troubles you, my child?
Blair: [sighs] After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly twenty minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a Speak-Easy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. The only good news is that he`s a total pig who`ll act like it never happened, thank God.
Blair: Sorry. Truthfully, I`m not even Catholic.
What are your favorite B quotes?
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