Animal Staple Removers
These are some pretty expensive staple removers, but I think they are more intended for display art than staple removing. These are designed to look like wild animals and are made by Jac Zagoory for $80-100. They are made from quality heavy, durable pewter and you can get them in various animal designs including a bear, t-rex, elephant, shark, donkey, lion, hippo, snake, gator, and gorilla, each intricately detailed and properly proportioned so the "teeth" of the tool match the teeth of the animal. These are neat and would make a cool gift for a guy, but they are expensive in my opinion!
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